(Eugene Tanner/AP)Hawaii's new chancellor Tom Apple hadn't been on the job more than a few minutes before he started talking about getting the Warriors into a new conference.

Hawaii actually moves from the WAC to the Mountain West this year, but that's not good enough for Apple, who came from the University of Delaware.

"I won't go dreaming about where we might be, but there is a really good conference out on the West Coast that it would be wonderful to be part of, eventually," Apple said.

Jake Stoneburner (Greg Bartram/US Presswire)Senior tight end Jake Stoneburner and junior offensive lineman Jack Mewhort have been indefinitely suspended from the Ohio State football team following weekend arrests for misdemeanor charges of obstructing official business.

Police spotted Stoneburner, Mewhort and another man, who had no connection with the football team, urinating on the side of a restaurant near Stoneburner's house. When police shined their spotlight on them, the three men ran not knowing the light belonged to police, according to the player's lawyer, Mark Collins. Stoneburner and Mewhort were stopped about 40 yards away.

Their arraignment is June 11, but Collins said he hopes to get the issues solved before then. In the meantime, Ohio State has barred the players, whom coach Urban Meyer had claimed to be two of the team's leaders, from all activities and the football facilities.

Stoneburner tied for the team led in catches last season while Mewhort started at guard last year, but moved to left tackle this year to help anchor the offensive line.

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The Texas A&M Aggies really want the members of their new league to like them, especially Florida coach Will Muschamp.

While speaking to the Polk Count Gator Club last month, Muschamp didn't exactly endorse tourism in College Station, Texas.

"You ever been to College Station?" Muschamp asked the crowd. "It'll be the only time you go."

While Texas A&M coach Kevin Sumlin fired back by saying Muschamp needs to concentrate on his own team, College Station Mayor Nancy Berry took a more lighthearted approach.

(Marvin Gentry/US Presswire)

Looks like LSU's protests to do away with its cross-divisional game against Florida fell on deaf ears.

The SEC announced Friday that it approved the 6-1-1 playoff format, which means each SEC team will play six divisional games, one cross-divisional game and one rotating cross-divisional game. In simple terms, it means that Les Miles' Tigers will continue to face the Gators for the foreseeable future.

And much to the chagrin of LSU, Alabama will continue to play Tennessee while Arkansas will get newcomer Missouri. Other permanent rivalry games will include South Carolina-Texas A&M, Auburn-Georgia, Kentucky-Mississippi State and Ole Miss-Vanderbilt.

Joe Paterno has been dead for more than four months, but his legacy lives on in the various tribute videos on YouTube and, of course, this tribute song.

This really bad tribute song.

Joey Welz, who is the self-proclaimed "Boogie Woogie King of Rock n' Roll" provides us with a Johnny Cash-esque twangy serenade that recaps the events that led to Paterno's and firing but maintains that nothing can tarnish his legacy.

We'll just say that it's something special.

You can read the lyrics in their entirety here.

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The Michigan-Ohio State rivalry has been a hot topic all week, but it hit an all-time low when Harrison Watson, an entrepreneur from Columbus, Ohio, posted a message on Twitter offering a $2,000 bounty to permanently injure Michigan commit Logan Tuley-Tillman.

"$2000 to whoever sidelines this kid permanently… Enjoy purgatory Logan."

Of course, the backlash started immediately and the tweet was deleted but not before it was recounted on several websites and retweeted by several fans.

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Ever heard of the term to, "bo-duke it"?

The kids sometimes use it to refer to Dukes of Hazzard character Bo Duke, who famously used to slide across the hood of his car, the General Lee, while he was trying to make a quick getaway.

Michigan defensive lineman Will Campbell has apparently heard of this term because he tried to "bo-duke" a car at 2 a.m. on April 7 and ended up being arrested arraigned on a felony charge of malicious destruction of property worth more than $1,000 but less than $20,000 and a misdemeanor charge of malicious destruction of property worth more than $200 but less than $1,000.

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Brady Hoke doesn't claim to be a prognosticator, but he has his ideas on the future of college football — and that future doesn't look very bright for a couple conferences.

While speaking at the Agonis Club's 59th-annual awards banquet in his hometown of Kettering, Ohio (yes, Michigan fans, Hoke was born and raised in Ohio), Hoke dropped some jokes and answered questions, including his take on conference realignment.

"I think really in about three years you'll see four super conferences, and I think the Big East will go away and maybe the ACC," he said.

Hoke was also quick to qualify his remarks: "But look, I'm just a coach. I don't know all of it."