Aw, that's just great! Who is going to pay for this monitor? Tiny Paul Konerko, you come back here! Ugh!
Look, all I did was go to the Chicago Tribune's website to see who the Bears might be seeking in the NFL draft and free agency to supplement the Brandon Marshall acquisition when — uninvited! — Tiny Paul Konerko walks onto my screen carrying a bat. He starts jabbering about White Sox season tickets and he hits a baseball right into my monitor. Shatters it. You can see the damage! The guy's not even wearing cleats or baseball pants. Tells me to "bring a glove next time." And then he just walks away. The nerve of some people. Come back here, Tiny Paul Konerko, you'll pay for this! Somebody stop him!
At least Tiny Elvis was harmless fun. Tiny Paul Konerko? He's nothing but destruction.
Well, at least I got a screen shot for the civil suit. But it wasn't over. The same assault happened again when I went to the front page for some political news. ...Read More »from Tiny Paul Konerko breaks computer screen to sell White Sox season tickets