Porto's 26-year-old Colombian striker Jackson Martinez is quickly becoming a YouTube star with his stunning shows of control and creative finishing like what he pulled off in the 10th minute of his side's 2-0 win against Sporting Lisbon. Controlling a pass with his knee while running backwards, Martinez set himself up for a backheel right in front of goal that he finished with grace and ease.

Just two weeks ago against Beira Mar, Martinez showed that he is also quite good at controlling the ball with his chest to set up an overhead kick that had a similar result.

And elsewhere on Sunday, Zlatan Ibrahimovic put his black belt in Taekwando to footballing use in a way that did not involve kicking his teammates by flicking in a corner kick with the outside of his foot for the first of his two goals against Marseille. And for his second, he blasted in this curling free kick from considerable distance...

Ashley Young disguised as an eskimo. (@DavePipCollins)

Unable to play due to a knee injury, Manchester United's Ashley Young still made the trip to Newcastle for his side's 3-0 win on Sunday, but he didn't sit with the team or in one of the executive suites. Instead, he sat in the away end at St. James' Park ("Sports Direct Arena," if you're Mike Ashley) with the Man United fans and kept a low profile in a hooded coat, though he did pose for pictures and sign autographs.

This wasn't the first time Young or one of his teammates have sat with the fans while injured, but it was still a shock to some supporters who made the trip. Perhaps none of them were more surprised than the man on the right side of the picture below...

Luis Suarez hurls his body over an ant hill. (Getty)

Liverpool striker Luis Suarez has been heavily criticized for what many believe is his habit of going to ground too easily, but a new study has revealed the true compassionate nature of his actions. According to an in-depth investigation conducted by PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, Suarez's dives have saved the lives of thousands of ants living in penalty boxes at football grounds across England -- a fact the organization believes will drastically change public perception of the Uruguayan's frequent tendency to go down the way he does.

"These findings prove what a great lad Luis Suarez truly is, OK?" said Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers after reviewing the PETA report. "This just shows the extent of his compassion and talent. Even when running at full speed and thinking about what he's going to do with the ball, he can still spot ants in the grass and throw himself over them so as not to disturb their habitat. It takes a special player to do all that. And if he

Ronaldinho had a good cry after scoring the first goal in Atletico-MG's 6-0 win against Figueirense to snap a four-match winless streak. Ronaldinho ended up with a hat trick, but it was his first goal -- a shot that at first appeared to be a cross but floated into the far corner of the goal -- that brought out the emotions.

The 32-year-old immediately knelt down and began to cry as his teammates crowded around him. It was an unusual sight, especially coming from a player so famous for his smiles on the pitch, but after his stepfather died of a heart attack on Friday, he was clearly overcome by the mix of emotions.

In addition to his three goals, Ronaldinho also set up his teammates for two others, keeping Atletico-MG six points behind first-place Fluminense. His best days as a footballer might be behind him, but he can still make a difference for his club...whether he means to or not.

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Bayern Munich president, sausage king and World Cup winner Uli Hoeness was standing courtside and conducting a TV interview after Bayern's basketball team lost to Oldenburg when a little kid interrupted and swiped the microphone for his own enjoyment.

Hoeness was discussing the reported trouble between manager Jupp Heynckes and sporting director Matthias Sammer when Ashawn, the six-year old son of former Boston College point guard Tyrese Rice, walked up to Hoeness and took the mic. Hoeness tried to keep him at bay with a pat on the head and a "hi, how are you?" in English, but Ashawn was determined to get that mic and get it he did. While a staffer for the TV production pulled Ashawn by his hood and Hoeness tried to take the mic back, Ashawn proved too powerful for both of them and gained sole possession of the mic before it was eventually given back to Uli.

First the man sees his club lose a Champions League final in their own stadium and then he loses a microphone to a six-year-old

An empty net tap-in during a FIFA 13 match leaves the keeper understandably dejected, but instead of rubbing it with an elaborate celebration, the scorer, well...he just rubs it.

The violin celebration isn't new to the video game, but this probably wasn't the positioning the developers had in mind when they included it. Yet, the keeper seems to enjoy it at first before one of the scorer's teammates brings a premature end to the kind gesture.

This has been the Dirty Tackle of the Day: a chronicling of unfortunate (or, in this case, unexpectedly pleasurable) events.

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Chelsea TV's Gigi Salmon hosted an audience with the club's Spanish contingent of Fernando Torres, Oriol Romeu, Juan Mata and new addition Cesar Azpilicueta, who is now officially just "Dave." As Salmon explains in the clip, some fans (and commentators) have had a difficult time pronouncing the 23-year-old defender's surname, so they have taken to just calling him Dave. Azpilicueta finds this quite funny and offers his approval of the new moniker. So, he is now Dave.

With that settled, Juan Mata then sings Macarena (which he admits was the initiation song he performed for his teammates upon joining the club). Clearly a good time was had by all. Including Dave.

Adam Johnson hugs people who don't hug him back. (Getty)

When a club starts buying up some of the best players in the world, it can suddenly become difficult for younger players who still have some growing to do to find a productive place for themselves in the team. After three seasons with Manchester City, Adam Johnson had enough of that and moved to the far more accommodating confines of Sunderland in August. And now, as his new club prepares to face his old club, Johnson is warning young English footballers who might consider signing with City that it's a trap.

From the Telegraph:

"When City come in for you, it is hard to say no," said Johnson, who had been on the verge of signing for Sunderland 2½ years ago only for City to outbid them.

"I was in that situation a couple of years ago. I would probably advise young English players you probably won't get the chance to play as much as you would like.

"As you can see, it has turned out that way as well with recent signings. It is difficult. It is excellent when a club like City come for you