Tito says I don't feel okay so I have to sit on the bench, but I don't think I feel bad. ... Oh no...maybe I'm a ghost now and I don't even know it! ... That must be why I can't play. Because Luis Suarez bit me and now I'm a ghost and ghosts aren't allowed to play against humans. ... Do people still collect stamps? ... The guy behind me holding the ball is really weird. Maybe he's a ghost too. ... I hope that doesn't mean I have to be friends with him now. ... I bet he doesn't even like The Incredibles as much as I do...
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