If there's one commercial catch phrase that best describes Colorado starters not named Cook, unquestionably it would be "Let's vent."
You remember: the expression captured in the Coors Light spot where one guy receives a "random" phone call from a friend needing to be consoled about some pressing matter. Of course, that's not the caller's ploy. No, his real intention is to weaken the tractor beam locked on his buddy by an overbearing girlfriend so the two can "vent" – code for "slam beers" – and watch the big game.
For the few courageous Y! owners, including the Noise, who've blindly invested in Rockies pitchers, regular "vent" sessions over their missteps have greatly expanded our collective livers. Damn you, Jeff Francis, for turning me into an alcoholic.
But, despite our frustrations, we aren't ready to succumb to cirrhosis quite yet.
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